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HBO Desperate Housewives. This is one of those books that requires a certain composure to be able to withstand - but for those with the fortitude, it will be quite fun and delicious indeed. One where everyone has secrets, a lot of them are dark, and some of them are the kind that tend to grab a lot of headlines when exposed, even when among fully consenting adults.

Spice level is maybe jalapeno or so, *maybe* a touch hotter, but it is more the exact scenarios of the spice that will test more people than the actual heat of it. So more like a very concentrated lemon suppository kind of heat than a "I'm breathing fire" heat. The kind of heat that (mostly) doesn't *hurt* so much as make at least a lo...

Fun Spicy Bubblegum Paranormal Romance. This is another of those books where the 2* reviews are so wrong as to be laughable. I don't know what is happening with those reviewers of late, but they used to be at least somewhat more reliable, pointing out things that were actually problems from certain perspectives rather than just completely not getting a book at all or even making shit up about it. So ignore those bastards. Seriously.

What we *do* get here is exactly what I said in the title of this review - a fun spicy bubblegum pop paranormal romance that never takes itself overly seriously and just has fun with its premise. We get the children of Greek gods living in NYC - along with a singular "they" most often presented as female but always using "they", so do with that what you will with no judgements from me either direction there. We get a band full of mythological beings that is essentially virtually any teen/ early 20s rock band of any era...

Female Fight Club Has Zero Magical Realism. A lot of the low-rated reviews of this one claim they expected magical realism in this book and... why? There is literally *nothing* about this book that I can find in the days before its release that would indicate there is a shred of magical realism anywhere near this book... because there isn't any. Expecting any here is entirely on you, not on the author, and it is a you problem, because ag...

Carolina Reaper Spicy Romance With Atypical And Controversial Message. First thing to know about this book: Not for the "clean romance" crowd. AT. ALL. Y'all don't need to bother reading a word of it, because there are at least three instances where you will need the fucking *emergency room* from the heart palpitations you'll get, rather than just smelling salts. But for those that enjoy actual porn level (Fifty Shades level, if not exact type) spice... hey, I've got a book for you. (Though to be clear, there is actual plot here. This is *not* erotica. Just *very* spicy romance. If only in like 3 scenes.)

Now that the romance crowd has sorted themselves already, let's talk to the rest of us who fall somewhere in the middle. Beyond the spice deba...

Solid Women's Fiction/ Romance Blend. This is one of those tales the genre blends between women's fiction and technically satisfying all known RWA/RNA "romance genre" requirements... while being around habanero spicy to boot, at least in once instance. (Others are closer to jalapeno or even milder, though still stronger than a warm glass of milk.)

Told from a few different characters' perspectives and thus allowing them all to feel fully fleshed out, one weakness here is that many characters outside these specific perspective characters often feel... not as fully fleshed out. Indeed, at least a few are "I need a character in this role" thin - but for the most part they're also barely relevant to the story at hand, so it does make at least a degree of sense that they aren't as strongly written. Particularly given the length of the tale even with these "less fully fleshed out" chara...

Solid Travelogue/Memoir Needs Documentation To Be Solid As History. This is one of those books where read as a travelogue/ memoir from a 40 ish yr old dude who has lived a life few of us can really imagine (though far too many can imagine quite well, at least in some experiences discussed herein), it really works quite well. Fitzgerald found an esoteric thing connected (ish) to his home area and childhood and uses that in midlife as a way to both connect with people he otherwise would never have met and to examine his own life, and in these aspects the tale here really is a solid slice of Americana as it exists in this post-COVID world.

But approaching ...

Strong Christian Fiction Law-Based Thriller From A Long Time Master. For those who are unaware that this is a Christian Fiction book even though Robert Whitlow has spent this Millennium building a career as a Christian Fiction author and even though the description explicitly mentions "faith" or "redemption" in three of five paragraphs... yes, this is an explicitly Christian Fiction book that is going to have people praying and talking about Jesus as much and as explicitly as a jalapeno (or maybe even habanero) level "spicy romance" has sex scenes. (Ok, so with the level that praying in particular happens, it is definitely more akin to a habanero or maybe even Carolina Reaper level spicy romance with their sex scenes.) If you have a problem with that... this won't be the book for you. Just skip it and leave Whitlow and his fans in peace.

For those that can at least tolerate this level of Christian living in your legal suspense thrillers... this is a remark...

Solid Near Stand-Alone Sequel Will Be Divisive. This is one of those books where a co-author was added... and makes an immediate and obvious impact. How you like that impact will likely depend on your own politics and worldview. Making one character from the previous book explicitly LGBT in this book - when this character's sexuality was never discussed in the previous book at all - is a choice. As is adding in a nonbinary character, introducing them with pronouns, and then explicitly saying of an older character that this older character "needed to get it together". Allegations that this book curses more than the prior book, as some 1 and 2 star reviews make, are unfounded, however, as Extinction (Book 1 of this series...

Deja Vu / Rinse And Repeat. Either Works. I do believe this is the first time in over 1,800 reviews over the last decade where I can truly say that literally everything I said about the author's previous book - in this case, 2024's Strange Religion - still applies to this one. Simply swap out any references to the "early church" to the "Pauline epistles" instead, and truly literally that entire review could be here with just those changes.

And so, the rest of the review is a version of exactly that:

"Fascinating History Marred By Prooftexting And Dearth Of Bibli...

Dense Yet Intriguing Tale Won't Be For Everyone. This is one of those dense tales that starts off very slow - through nearly the first half of the book - with a lot of what would actually happen if a suspicious object exhibiting these properties was found. Including all the damn meetings. Once "the action" begins, it gets into technical diatribes the likes of which would give Andy Weir or Tom Clancy (RIP) wet dreams. Pages on pages of how a drill works and similar, for example. And there is a lot of real world political commentary on everything from "climate change" to using - and effusively praising - a barely renamed SpaceX. (...