A (Jewish) Christmas Tale. Seriously, if it wasn’t clear from the description, that is *exactly* what you’re getting here: a retelling of the Dickens classic, reimagined with a Jewish couple during Hannukah (and with the genders reversed) rather than a Christian couple at Christmas. Yes, the lower level details are more significantly different, but at a very high level, this is what you’re getting here.
Which means it is far from a romcom. So don’t delude yourself there. Even though Meltzer has written romcoms, this is absolutely a romantic *drama*, in line with its base tale. Yes, there is comedy here, enough to keep the overall heavy nature of the tale from being *too* heavy, but it isn’t really the core of this tale.
As a retelling, Meltzer really gets the overall spirit of the original quite well, making this an excellent read no matter your religious faith or what you do for December-ish (not technically winter all over the world, if we’re truly trying to be as “inclusive” as possible 😉 ) holidays. The re-envisioning of it to fit with a Hannukah theme is actually done really well… perhaps until the very ending. Without going into spoiler territory, let’s just go ahead and insert my “read the book and write your own review wherever you see this one” spiel here and let everyone know what you think about that. I personally think it works well enough, but I could see a lot of genuine and fair debate on that particular point.
Now, with all of this said, I actually had a bit of a personal connection with this book, and I’m absolutely going into more overt religious discussion in this paragraph than I normally do, so feel free to skip it if you feel you must. I promise to keep all of this type of commentary within this paragraph, but to be true to my own experience with the book I *must* discuss it. You see, while I can’t reveal what the personal connection is without going into spoiler territory – and to be clear, my own experience here wasn’t exactly the same in particulars, only fairly similar in end effect – what I really need to discuss here is how the religious aspect hit. Because what struck me, as a near lifeiong Christian who grew up in the Southern Baptist Church before finding the more Anabaptist-type Christian traditions as an adult and more closely identifying with them now, is the absolute despair this couple felt due to their religion offering no real hope in that particular circumstance. And while despair is an absolutely normal human reaction in it – which Meltzer absolutely nailed, by the way – as a Christian, there is *always* hope there. Enough to put a blindingly golden lining on even the darkest clouds, and sometimes the only thing a Christian can really cling to in those situations. Again, this was something I actually *lived* in a very similar circumstance, so I had to speak up at least a bit here.
Meltzer makes it a point with most everything she does in her public life to celebrate all things Jewish, and certainly in her writings, and she absolutely nails it here – at least so far as a Son of the South who has only casually known a few different Jews throughout his life can tell, at least. An actual Jewish person may have a very different take on how well Meltzer celebrates that particular culture and religion. But this is my review of this book, and from my view, I stand by what I said. Whether it be an Adam Sandler-esque romp through the entire Hannukah celebration (and yes, at times it does get up to Sandler level funny) or the much more intensely personal dramatic moments of a boy and a girl falling in love… and falling in love again…, Meltzer here proves that she isn’t a one trick pony only writing Jewish romcoms, that she really has the chops to accentuate Jewish tales across the two largest romance sub genres and do each remarkably well.
Overall a truly worthy holiday read no matter your own practices during the season, and one that shouldn’t be missed.
Very much recommended.
This review of The Eight Heartbreaks Of Hannukah by Jean Meltzer was originally written on October 21, 2025.
