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#BookReview: Ephraim’s Awakening by David McAfee

Stunning Return Has Me Absolutely Enraptured. I’ve been talking about McAfee’s 33AD and its resultant Bachiyr series for (nearly?) 15 yrs now. I found it back then because Amazon was insistent on recommending it to me in my early Kindle era, and eventually I picked it up… and was immediately hooked. Opening in the titular year with a vampire assassin killing another vampire who had become a believer in this charismatic rabbi from Nazareth and having a Roman centurion stumble into the aftermath, I was immediately hooked. To this day, I’ve never seen any other vampire tale done quite like this, and I’ve never seen any other historical fiction tale done quite like this either. It was a perfect combination of both, and I’ve been a fan of McAfee ever since.

But something happened over the next few years, and by the time I met him circa 2016, he had already stopped writing, even though I’d been recommending his books to basically anyone who had ears. Seriously, over the years I think I’ve recommended 33AD more than I’ve recommended any book from any author not named Jeremy Robinson – who, incidentally, designed the cover for 33AD that has remained all these years.

So for roughly a decade now I’ve been begging and teasing McAfee to write again. At all.

And y’all… this is the result of that begging and teasing.

WE FINALLY GET NEW BACHIYR CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, this is just a 14 page short story that could well have been expanded into its own trilogy. The opening scene alone would have been an extremely worthy of its own full novel – and thus I need y’all to read this book, and then the Bachiyr series as a whole if you haven’t yet – and help me convince McAfee of this.

But as a “reintroduction” that also fills in at least some of the gap and sets the stage for the opening of 33AD, this is truly a tremendous effort that does exactly that.

And then there is even more recently written lore that McAfee has shown me, but I’m not sure when or in what form he will release *that*. I for one was even more impressed with that bit than this short story – and this short story is *AWESOME* in and of itself.

So read this short story. Contact McAfee via his Substack or whatever other mechanisms he establishes in his re-emergence. Beg him both to expand the opening scene here into a full novel and to *keep writing* this time. Because he is truly talented and this is a spin on vampire lore that blurs the edges of so many different genres that it is truly interesting in so many ways, and it has always been fun to try to guess what the next year/ event would be in this series. I truly did not expect him to ever go where he did in the opening scene of this story, and I’m so very glad we got even a scene there. But I absolutely want to see that entire story, and I need your help to get it.

Very much recommended. Obviously. 😉

PS: Speaking to McAfee further, I’ve learned that the additional lore is actually included in his newsletter on Substack. You’re going to want to sign up, because it is really good.

This review of Ephraim’s Awakening by David McAfee was originally written on April 27, 2026.

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#BookReview: A Cruise To Die For by Heather Graham

Solid Cruise Mystery In Vein Of Doctor Odyssey. When Doctor Odyssey was cancelled around this time last year after barely one singular season, I was bummed. Yes, as an experienced cruiser with 25 cruises and approaching 200 days at sea, I can tell you without hesitation at all that that tale was *not* “realistic”. IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE! It is FICTION, and it tells an excellent tale in an exotic and exciting setting!

So very many of the 1* and 2* complaints about this book decry its “lack of realism”, and I’m here to tell you: OF COURSE IT ISN’T FUCKING REAL, IT IS FUCKING FICTION! But enjoyed in the vein of Doctor Odyssey (which, I supposed, not enough people enjoyed to begin with), this is really a fun mystery tale set on a cruise ship. Come for the mystery and action and you won’t be disappointed at all. There is a lot here, and it actually works quite well in some remarkably plausible ways that those “it wasn’t real enough” morons completely missed out on, including some explorations of extreme high tech in a few different areas. Indeed, while certain elements weren’t real *AT ALL*, others were very nearly *spot fucking on*, almost getting into “Tom Clancy spends a dozen pages on the first nanoseconds of a nuclear explosion” level actual technical precision.

Is this the *best* cruise tale I’ve ever read? No. Does it work for what it is without pretense or claims of being the best? Absolutely. With its release timed well in mid-spring, this is one of those tales that will really work the “vacation” / “beach” read scene quite well, particularly for those who enjoy mysteries with a touch of romance. Even though I personally define a “vacation” or “beach” read as anything you happen to be reading while on a vacation and/ or at a beach. 😉

Spice level wise, *maybe* jalapeno level? There is “more than kissing” happening, and more than once, but it isn’t anywhere near erotica level. More clothes flying and then fade to black level. Cussing, I’m pretty sure I’ve dropped more fucks in this review than exist in the book, and I honestly don’t even remember any shits or damns. Not that I’m an expert in remembering this, as I use these words like chefs use salt – because I’m a programmer by day and we cuss *more* than sailors – but truly, nothing stood out as particularly gratuitous at bare minimum.

Overall a fun book that did exactly what it set out to do and nothing more, and one that will work perfectly for those looking for an engaging read, particularly in the summer/ on vacation/ at a beach… or on a cruise. 😉

Very much recommended.

This review of A Cruise To Die For by Heather Graham was originally written on April 27, 2026.

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#BookReview: Venom by Michael McBride

Scifi Horror Action The Way It Is Supposed To Be. If you like your action tales with a tinge of horror, or perhaps your horror tales with a lot of action in them, this is going to be a book – and a series – that you need to check out. Following on from the fallout of Spores, Book 1 of this series (so read it first!), the survivors of that tale quickly find themselves involved in another similar event – this time half a world away, in the jungles of Sierra Leone.

This book has so much going on. New leaders trying to find their place in an existing organization. So. Many. Bullets. Flying. A few key – and spectacular – explosions. A chilling and disturbing mystery just on the edge of science fiction – plausible enough to imagine it being science fact. An unstoppable enemy hoard. So. Much. Gore.

I’m not exactly one to ask about coarse language and shit, as I am a programmer and thus (according to a college professor that said this in my presence nearly three decades ago now) cuss *worse* than a sailor, but I don’t remember anything overly bad. If you’re one that can’t stand a single instance of the word shit, well, you’ve already stopped reading this review anyway. But seriously, that and maybe a fuck here or there are about as bad as it gets – and I don’t even remember any of those really.

For the sex scene crowd, no matter the direction you prefer… yeah, *some* action tales have those scenes… this one does not. This is all about the horror and action and the only thing that goes away from that really at all is the element of the new leaders adapting to their roles.

Overall truly a great tale of its type, one that is both very fun and very horrific at the same time… and one that sets up at least one other tale in this world rather well.

Very much recommended.

This review of Venom by Michael McBride was originally written on April 24, 2026.

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#BookReview: Hollywood Payback by Jon Lindstrom

Hollywood Hope. This one is very different from Lindstrom’s debut, actually corrects some mistakes it made (somewhat), and even manages to land haymakers even Stephen King couldn’t land quite so well… while directly calling out King. Yes, Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption is called out a few times in this tale, and yes, the tale largely follows a similar path to a point… and yet Lindstrom really does take that framework and make it his own in a tale as old as Hollywood itself.

At its heart is a guy who went to Hollywood as a typical midwestern guy looking to make it as a star… who then encountered Hollywood as it actually is, up to an including a #MeToo level scene (that is brief yet present) before falling to its also far too real underbelly (or so I’ve been told – I’ve never been further west than Phoenix, AZ, and I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve so much as crossed the Mississippi River). This section is mostly told in flashbacks to his days before prison even as our main narrative starts as he is being released from prison, and in both sides we get an emotional, heartfelt look at both sides of that inflection point, one with a lot more heart than Lindstrom’s debut… yet also with a fair amount of action.

The action at hand is both of the Carolina Reaper level (if brief, but fairly explicit) on the one hand in the before-prison scenes (along with some perhaps more jalapeno level spice in the post-prison timeline) and of the Without Remorse sheer bloody brutality level in several scenes deep into the text.

It is within the Without Remorse type sections that we get into where Lindstrom made some improvements from Hollywood Hustle… and still shows areas he still needs to clean up. One scene in particular describes suppressed gunshots as Hollywood almost always does… which particularly in that exact situation is very nearly as far from the truth as possible. Yet later in the text, Lindstrom accurately has a character say the reality of what suppressors actually do… before showing them again being used in a more Hollywood fashion. But it is within that last part in particular that Lindstrom really shows his improvements with guns, as he specifically names – and accurately describes – a particular $1,300 ish exotic-ish shotgun and exactly how to actually use this exact model. That he then employs it with such mastery and beauty is just… chef’s kiss. Truly. Though those with low tolerances for gore are going to want to self sensor the movie running in your head in this bit! (But the Without Remorse references in this review should have warned you of that already. 😉 )

Overall this was a really solid mix of emotional depth and excellent action that really any reader will likely find at least something to enjoy about this book, particularly when you add in the free-roaming Los Angeles vibe where not many areas of the city are left unexplored in some manner.

Very much recommended.

This review of Hollywood Payback by Jon Lindstrom was originally written on April 20, 2026.

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#BookReview: The Ozark Howler by David Wood

Solid Creepy Creature Feature Thrills. If you’re a Creature Feature kind of person, or perhaps an XFiles or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or similar type show fan, you’re going to love this book. Yes, it is deep in the Dane Maddock Universe, but Wood is generally careful these days of not adding in *too* much to any given story that you need to know about beforehand, and here it basically amounts to one or two characters from other books directly showing up + a few references to the immediately prior book where Maddock himself updates his relationship status. Spoilers for those books, but mild. If you’re really particular, always start at Book 1 of a given series anyway, or perhaps in the case of this sprawling universe, start from Original Publication Date and read through the series that way.

But for old and new fans alike, this particular entry really is classic Maddock and Bonebrake. Two long time buddies getting wrapped up in yet another Indiana Jones type investigation, this time more on the cryptid/ creature side with some historical/ archeological connections rather than the more pure historical side ala the prior book, March 2026’s Kingdom Of Pirates (the one that sets up the references here to Maddock’s relationship status). The creature at hand is one of the creepiest and most terrifying of the series to date, and in fact there are certain scenes that those of the more faint of heart may want to skim through a bit. For everyone else though, they’re the exact type of gory, gritty creature feature adventure/ survival tale that at least some readers will be *right there* for, and those readers in particular are truly going to love this book.

The fact that this book leaves enough dangling – while telling a complete tale in its own right, to be clear – that it is almost blatantly obvious that either the next book Woods releases or perhaps one of the next books Woods releases will be a direct sequel to this one is really just icing on the cake, as these threads are left perfectly dangling such as to entice readers to be ready for the sequel without feeling like any real form of cliffhanger and certainly not one story cut in half. This is absolutely a complete tale within itself – indeed, one of the elements that helps it feel this way is *also* one that blatantly sets up the “a sequel is coming soon” feeling – and that sequel is sure to have even more epic and direct action than this one did, which means it will truly be one hell of a ride.

After all, this book was extremely fun in all that it did. Topping this? It’s going to be like fighting over which Orlando coaster is better – Velocicoaster or Guardians Of The Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind.

I for one can’t wait to get my hands on it.

Very much recommended.

This review of The Ozark Howler by David Wood was originally written on April 14, 2026.

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#BookReview: Settle Down by Jeremy Robinson

Darude Meets Eminem. In this tale, the New God of Science Fiction gets more overtly political than in any other book I’ve ever read from him – and I met the guy back in *MySpace* back when he had just two books available (both via Print On Demand in the pre-Kindle era before this was anywhere near as common as it is now), so I’ve read them *all*. And yet he gets political in ways that I had to point blank ask him “Is this characterization based on *me*?”, as in the very first scene where the politics is directly introduced, the character espousing it is said to be a former Southern Baptist from Georgia who now more wrestles with their faith, but the exact topics discussed here are things that I *know* I have openly discussed a few times over the years in arenas where Robinson could have seen those discussions.

Beyond the directly personal and/ or overtly political though, this really is Robinson going yet again into areas even long time fans like me would have never guessed. Yes, he has done some elements of various pieces of this story in other ways and in other overt setups, but he has never before put the together in quite this manner or with really even close to this actual sequence. Thus keeping even long time fans on our toes… while still ultimately delivering the same kind of kickass balls to the wall scifi thriller adventure that we’ve come to know and love from him.

So come for an adventure unlike any you’ve ever seen. Seriously, this tale ranges from at times Emily Bleeker to at other times Orson Scott Card or even Richard Phillips (his “Second Ship” trilogies in particular), and it even has at least some elements of the 2000s era Battlestar Galactica remake… (Let’s see who catches *that* connection other than myself. 😉 ) It has heart. It has humor. It has action. It has thought provoking moments and moments that will make you question everything you know and believe.

And yes, it has elements such that apparently Dr Dre *also* sent one Jeremy Robinson along with Marshall Mathers to “piss the world off”. Seriously, if you’re not at least mildly offended by *something* in this book, I’m going to start questioning your humanity, truly. And yet, even here, even at his most overtly political… everything included here is in direct service to the story Robinson is telling here. Your mileage will absolutely vary on the politics at hand, but see the earlier sentences of this paragraph and read the damn book anyway. You’ll have fun, no matter your politics – and again, I’m going to question your humanity if you don’t. Because this book has bits of damn near everything anyone could want in a book – showing how Robinson truly is the New God of Science Fiction.

Very much recommended.

This review of Settle Down by Jeremy Robinson was originally written on March 30, 2026.

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#BookReview: Kingdom Of Pirates by David Wood

Indiana Jones And The Pirates’ Superweapon. Part of the appeal of Woods’ Dane Maddock adventure series, of which this is the latest book at the time I write this review, has always been that he puts more (and more believable) action into Indiana Jones-type archeological/ mythological based adventure tales, and this is one of the books in the series where this becomes even more pronounced than some others in the series. Which Wood uses to great effect here, and which could actually draw in new readers to this series.

Dane Maddock and his friend and business partner Uriah ‘Bones’ Bonebrake’ are former Navy SEALs (whose adventures began even back then, in prior stories in this universe) and at this point in our overall universe, they’ve been around the block more than a few times and yet are still going quite strong indeed. But because they’ve been around the block more than a few times, their world has expanded quite a bit, and yes, a few prior players – both friend and foe – resurface in this adventure. So for those readers who absolutely can not have any spoilers ever, start with the earliest Maddock books (by publication date) and work your way up to this one. For everyone else, Woods does a solid job characterizing these characters within this book and explaining the relevant prior connections that you’re still going to be able to enjoy this book, just perhaps without some of the foreshadowing certain names will evoke in readers who have read more in this series.

And oh, yeah, the pirates. Duh. This tale is solidly pirate and solidly New Orleans and Louisiana Bayou, as Maddock and Bonebrake find themselves on the hunt for a long-lost pirate treasure while investigating in – and being chased through – large swaths of the city and region. Along the way, we get everything from fist fights to deceptions to gun battles and, yes, even some sword play. In a tale set in roughly our world and time. 😀

Seriously, long time fans of either Maddock or pirate lore generally are going to love this book, and those new to either will likely find themselves drawn into this web. Even as one of the longer books in the series at approaching 400 pages, it never really feels like it is anywhere near that long. Everything here feels both earned and necessary, and the pacing is such that the reader is always invested in seeing what happens next.

Overall a solidly fun action/ adventure tale in that exact Indiana Jones vein that has been so popular for so long (including long before Indy was a thing himself), this is one of those longer tales where you can just sit back, turn off your brain, and have some fun.

Very much recommended.

This review of Kingdom of Pirates by David Wood was originally written on March 12, 2026.

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#BookReview: Sisters Of Mercy by Yuval Kordov

Interesting, Short, And Dark. This is one of those novellas that you can read in a couple of hours – I did. And yet there is also *so much* within this particular one. For those who try to claim that sub-100 page tales can’t really do much… this one proves you wrong. 😉

Now, I picked it up because of some controversy on Twitter wherein a couple of judges for some random “contest” got all up in arms and claimed they couldn’t handle the “zealous” religious talk or praying or even mechs in this tale. And I’m going to get to that in a moment.

But for exactly what this book is in and of itself, outside of what anyone else says about it, it really is damn solid. It thrusts you straight into its post apocalyptic world the way few books do – Jeremy Robinson’s UNITY (which, full disclosure, I literally have a tattoo of a version of the symbol that plays a major role in that particular tale) is one of few I can think of off the top of my head that do *this* good a job of putting you *right there*, *right now*. And again, given the sub-100 page nature of this book… it doesn’t have much choice there. 😉 And yet even after that introduction, Kordov manages to layer *so very much* into this tale, and in the end… well, there may yet be a dusty room or two. 😉

Now, getting back to what brought me here (and I’ll put a brief yet relevant bio as a post script to this review for those unfamiliar with me)… yes, this book has a *lot* of directly religious language. Hell, there’s more prayer in this novella than a lot of *Christian Fiction novels* I’ve read over the years! In that regard, it is quite similar to how prayer and religious language are used in other post-apocalyptic scifi IPs such as Handmaid’s Tale, Doom, or Fallout New Vegas’s Honest Hearts DLC. Which, obviously, are some quite highly praised properties!

Thus, yes, if you have a problem with religious language generally… this tale really isn’t going to be one for you. Just leave it be. There is no need for you to read it and severely mischaracterize pretty well everything about it because *you* have a problem with religious language.

As to how the religious aspects are used within the text here, again, it is more generic scifi than anything remotely real world. The closest it gets to “real world” is that after a sufficient amount of time has passed after a World War III event and human knowledge has sufficiently regressed, yes, such a society likely would return to exactly this kind of religious language to explain things that they’ve now long lost the ability to speak to more scientifically. This isn’t some crusade to “cleanse” anything remotely like our world. This isn’t a Brave New World allegory of the previous’ centuries Western European global expansion. It is a story of mechs and demons and symbiotes in a far future world and the potential for even man made creations whose explicit purpose is to kill may find that there may be things they haven’t been told about.

And again, Kordov does a truly excellent job of telling his story his way. If that way isn’t something you can stomach, well, there are other stories for you. Be well and have a nice day!

Ultimately an interesting story that serves as a seemingly solid and even tantalizing taste of Kordov’s style and this particular world (apparently this novella is set in the world of a trilogy Kordov wrote) that could well entice readers to experience the larger trilogy.

Very much recommended.

Post Script Brief Bio: I was raised in the Southern Baptist Convention, though I left it over 20 yrs ago now and now the closest religious tradition to my own specific views are some incarnations of the Anabaptists. My earliest exposures to scifi reading were actually largely Christian scifi, such as Josh McDowell’s Powerlink Chronicles and the works of Frank Peretti and Bill Myers. I became such a fan of Robinson that I eventually got a tatoo inspired by his work specifically due to his ability (displayed more earlier in his writing career than more recently) to bury deep and thought provoking allegories underneath what are ostensibily kickass scifi action tales. Indeed, Unity itself is just such an allegory, in this case of the Triune God. I also happened to grow up in the town where Lottie Moon, one of the SBC’s earliest missionaries and the person whom its annual Christmas fundraiser (“missions offering”) is named after, once lived a little over a century before my birth. My dad was a deacon for many years, and my last Pastor when I was still in the SBC eventually became a President of the Georgia Baptist Convention. My Christian education – even just via going to church at this particular church for so long, without ever having actually been to a religious-based school – was such that when Robinson first announced one cover of one book several years ago now, I immediately messaged him and told him what the allegory of that particular book was, given its title and that cover. He quickly changed the cover to make it less obvious. 😉 All that to say… yeah, religious language in a book doesn’t scare me. At all. 😉

This review of Sisters Of Mercy by Yuval Kordov was originally written on March 11, 2026.

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#BookReview: The Hunted by Steven Max Russo

Solid Thriller Uses Guns Both Effectively And Not So Effectively. Seriously, this is one book that uses one particular gun *phenomenally* – one of the best uses I’ve ever seen of this particular gun, easily. But revealing that particular gun gets into spoiler territory.

Most of the rest of this tale is a really solid cat and mouse type thriller where danger lurks nearly behind every word and the action is of a sufficiently frenetic pace that fans of masters of balls to the wall action like Matthew Reilly and Jeremy Robinson will likely enjoy quite well. From the prologue through the epilogue, danger and intrigue is always *right there*, and we get several very satisfying action sequences and payoffs throughout. For the pure adrenaline action book this is, it really is quite a fun one.

But then we get to the issues where guns *aren’t* used as effectively, and to be fair this is a touch of nitpicking where those “less familiar” with guns than I am likely wouldn’t notice anything wrong at all… but readers anywhere near the level of proficiency with guns that these characters are supposed to have – all private military contractors of some form, many of them former special forces – are known to howl quite loudly about when they see these exact errors. Yes, I’m talking about Spec Ops/ PMC type characters referring to “magazines” as “clips”. Every. Damn. Time. Once, hey, maybe Russo mistyped and simply missed it in editing. Every time? Seems Russo, who clearly thought out and perhaps even researched *so much else* from a tactical and even practical perspective about so very many of the action sequences here – up to and including specifying several different types of guns in several different situations and using them quite effectively and realistically… *kept referring to magazines as clips*. GAH! So yes, this was bad enough from these specific types of characters that I ultimately felt I didn’t have a choice but to deduct a star for this reason. I always seek to be both as objective as possible and 100% honest in my reviews, and this was absolutely something that stuck out to me every time it happened. And yes, *for me*, it took me out of the scene every time. As noted earlier, for someone less familiar with guns – say non-American audiences, or maybe readers in the Northeast or Left Coast – some of the areas in even the US with the tightest gun regulations and thus far less general public familiarity with guns – hey, this particular thing may not be an issue for those readers. But for anyone even moderately familiar with a gun, yes, this will absolutely be an issue.

Another gun related issue – that only happened a couple of times, to be clear – is suppressors. Yes, Russo used the correct term here, which was great. But he also described them as taking the sound of a gunshot from an M40 sniper rifle down to “a bit louder than a pellet gun”. No. Just no. The *best* suppressors currently on the market in 2026 reduce a shot by *maybe* 40 decibels – and I’m being generous there. They take it from standing beside the action end of a jet engine to standing beside the speakers at a Metallica concert. At best. Which, to be fair, *is* QUITE “a bit louder than a pellet gun”. The way I typically describe it is that it takes the shot from being heard from 5 miles away (ish) to one mile away (ish), particularly in the relatively open fields of that particular scene. Yet again though, familiarity with guns. If you only know guns from entertainment and not from some form of actually having fired them, Hollywood in particular is *horrendous* about the suppressor issue specifically… but you wouldn’t know any better as you read this book. But those with more familiarity and experience with guns… again, this is a significant issue for at least those readers.

But again, overall – outside of the “magazine” vs “clip” issue and the suppressor issue – this really was a very solidly written, very fun action thriller with balls to the wall action sequences and fairly realistic tactics based on the settings as described – up to and including a few critical mistakes made by both heroes and villains. Truly a fun read that a lot of guys in particular are going to love.

Very much recommended.

This review of The Hunted by Steven Max Russo was originally written on January 7, 2026.

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#BookReview: The Memory Thief by Kayla Eaden

Phenomenal Story. Absolutely HORRID Storytelling. In the hands of someone with the skills of a Roth (DIVERGENT) or a Collins (HUNGER GAMES) or a Rowling (HARRY POTTER) or a Dashner (MAZE RUNNER) or a Robinson (THE LAST HUNTER) or a Phillips (RHO AGENDA) or a Harrison (INFINITY) or or or or or… this could have been an absolutely PHENOMENAL story that would keep you on the edge of your seat for at least a trilogy of trilogies, if not a near-mid-double-digits long series of all 300+ or even 600+ page books. There is *that much* material covered here, and it truly sounds PHENOMENAL.

Unfortunately, Eaden isn’t one of those authors, or even anywhere near that – at least right now. In this form as presented in this book, the story reads far more like Eaden had a decently detailed outline… and for some weird reason thought she had a cohesive book. No ma’am. You have a pretty solid outline to do at minimum that trilogy of trilogies I mentioned above or even that far longer series I mentioned above. I’m dead serious that such an expansion, along with better editing and admittedly more advanced and refined writing and storytelling skills could truly be one for the ages. This simply isn’t that, and it is a true shame, because the potential is absolutely there.

Also, I can’t leave this particular review without a note about how this book came to my attention and why I chose to buy it – and even redeem a Kindle Reward certificate to do so – and read it. On Threads yesterday, Ms. Eaden was getting absolutely slammed for the AI art on the cover and her defense thereof. She wasn’t holding her own very well, and I’m one that when I see an author or book getting just absolutely destroyed by a mob like that, I can’t help but at least step in and try to call the mob off, if not actively defend the person they are attacking so vociferously (if I happen to agree with the person). Thus, I *needed* to read the book. Maybe the AI cover was just some dirt on a filet mignon – a travesty, but otherwise a great piece of meat. Yeah, this wasn’t that. At best, it was more akin to dirt on beef tongue. Still a travesty if you’re truly dirt poor and this is the best you have, but something to just be tossed into the trash can if you have even enough money to replace it with instant ramen or some such. Yes, this story in this form truly was that bad.

Not recommended. Not in this form.

This review of The Memory Thief by Kaya Eaden was originally written on January 6, 2026.