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#BookReview: The Last Ferry Out by Andrea Bartz

Slow Burn Tropical Mystery. If you’re looking for balls to the wall action and suspense… this aint that book. If you’re looking for a more meandering yet tense… yet also tropical and relaxed… tale… hey, you’ve found that!

This is one of those tropical tales that uses its setting particularly well and indeed really transports the reader to that more low-key vibe, particularly among the more off-the-beaten-path, smaller, non-touristy islands… where perhaps people are willing to kill to keep it that way. Here the story is more about the various expats who have been on the island for varying amounts of time from just a year or two to a few decades and the love they have for the tropical paradise they’ve created amongst themselves in their fairly tight nit community.

Then… you have the outsider. Both the woman who originally came… and the woman who comes later looking to find out what happened in her fiancée’s final days.

In a community of expats, *everyone* has their secrets of the life they are escaping from, and *everyone* has reasons for wanting to be here rather than there. This is where the mystery really comes to bear, in sorting through the various histories and motivations of pretty well everyone on the island… including our main narrator who just got there and her fiancée.

Ultimately this is absolutely a book you come to more for the setting and stay for because maybe you want a touch more tense than a cozy mystery… but still want to be relaxed rather than thrilled, so you don’t want to go into a full on horror tale either. This book strikes just that balance, and I could very easily see it being read widely by the very tourists so many of the characters herein absolutely despise.

Overall a fun read, if slow – indeed, it does read quite a bit slower than its slightly over 300 page length suggests, feeling like it is perhaps 100 pages or so longer than it actually is. And yet, that stunning setting. Maybe you want to feel like you’re there longer than you actually are, anyway. If so, you’re going to love this book.

Very much recommended.

This review of The Last Ferry Out by Andrea Bartz was originally written on May 19, 2025.

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#BookReview: Lenny Marks Gets Away With Murder by Kerryn Mayne

Like Great Gatsby: SLOW Start, Explosive Ending, *NOT* Neurodivergent. I tell the story often of my experience with The Great Gatbsy. Back in sophomore year of HS, it was actually assigned as summer reading before the school year. I didn’t read it. Every time I tried to open it, the first chapters were just SO UTTERLY BORING that I literally couldn’t keep my eyes open. Managed to bullshit through the discussion of it during my International Baccalaureate level English class that fall. Switched to a school without an IB program in Spring Semester, where now I had one of those old school even then (late 90s) slap-the-knuckles-with-a-ruler type English teachers. This lady *forced* me to read the book via making it a point to call on me to read out loud during class. She knew I HATED it, I wasn’t subtle about my disdain at all, and I had a superiority complex at this new school to boot.

But god DAMN if she didn’t wind up getting me through those first boring chapters, where the tale then woke up and became truly one of the great American books, particularly of its period and truly quite possibly ever.

I tell that story here because it directly applies to this book. This book is S L O W at first and utterly, completely, mind bogglingly BORING. There simply is no way around that. Even at 20% in, I was commenting on social media (without naming that I was reading this book) that it was horrible.

And then…

And then you get to the point – roughly halfway in – where you find out WHY the front half was so utterly boring.

And like Gatsby, this point turns the novel on its head and makes it a truly great book. No, it still isn’t Gatbsy’s level, but this is where it is going to make you *feel*. It is going to make the room so dusty you’ll be verifying that the walls around you haven’t suddenly collapsed, because you’re going to be crying so hard during some of this next section that you’re going to be snotting all over the place and finding it very difficult to breathe. Mayne manages to utterly bore your mind before absolutely DESTROYING your heart worse than a direct hit from a G2 Research RIP round would.

This back half is truly what makes the book, so fight through the boredom of the front half – it really does get so very much better.

Oh, and the neurodivergent thing; A lot of reviewers (I’m somewhere right around the 1,000th review on at least one review site) have mentioned that this book features a neurodivergent protagonist. It does not. The words “neurodivergent”, “spectrum”, “Autism”, or even “Asberger’s” are nowhere in the text of this tale, and while the front part of the book in particular (and to a slightly lesser extent the back part as well) characterize our protagonist as *stereotypically* neurodivergent, just because someone acts according to a stereotype does not mean they actually *are* whatever the stereotype is supposed to be of. Indeed, we actually get an explanation in that back half of the book that is *not* any form of actual neurodivergence so much as … something else that is directly explained and explored (part of what makes the heart shatter so much), but which would be a spoiler to reveal here.

Overall truly a tale of two halves as far as the reader experience goes, but absolutely one you should read.

Very much recommended.

This review of Lenny Marks Gets Away With Murder by Kerryn Mayne was originally written on July 8, 2024.